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EXCUSE ME, IF I MAY HUMBLY AND WITH GREAT CURIOSITY DIRECT MY FORMAL INQUIRY TOWARD YOU, O DISTINGUISHED AND LUSTROUS VISUAL ENTITY, YOU WHO ARE NOT MERELY IN POSSESSION OF A GOLDEN PLATE BUT IN FACT ARE THE VERY PICTORIAL EMBODIMENT, THE SHIMMERING AND RADIANT IMAGE OF A GOLDEN PLATE ITSELF, COULD YOU, IN YOUR PRESUMABLY VAST AND ALL REFLECTING WISDOM, KINDLY ILLUMINATE FOR ME THE EXACT NATURE OF THE ACTIVITIES, OCCUPATIONS, HABITS, OR PERHAPS EVEN THE CHARACTERISTICALLY INDOLENT ENDEAVORS THAT THE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED LASAGNA DEVOURING MONDAY DESPISING FELINE ICON KNOWN AS GARFIELD HAPPENS TO BE ENGAGING IN ON THIS VERY DAY, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF HIS EVER UNFOLDING COMIC STRIP EXISTENCE?... WHY, WITHOUT QUESTION, QUERY, OR EVEN THE SLIGHTEST HESITATION, I, THE AFOREMENTIONED AND SELF EVIDENTLY RESPLENDENT IMAGE OF A GOLDEN PLATE, GLEAMING WITH BOTH LITERAL AND SYMBOLIC SIGNIFICANCE, AM DELIGHTED, NAY, HONORED BEYOND MEASURE, TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT A MOMENT OF CONSIDERABLE FORTUNE AND EXTRAORDINARY TIMING, FOR IT IS WITH GREAT ENTHUSIASM, CEREMONIAL GRAVITY, AND A CERTAIN THEATRICAL FLOURISH THAT I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO PRESENT BEFORE YOU A FAITHFUL, UNABRIDGED, AND ENTIRELY SATISFYING ACCOUNT OF THE EVENTS TRANSIPIRING IN THE LIFE OF GARFIELD TODAY, SO PREPARE YOURSELF, FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS IMMINENTlOOOook hjrere gried